Synopsis: Meet twenty-eight year old Ellen James. A sarcastic, feisty, foul-mouthed ER Nurse. She is snarky, sassy, and sometimes crudely inappropriate. After a terrible breakup with her fiancé, Ellen has promised herself that she will never make the mistake of falling for another man again… and physicians, well she’s more than written them off.
Once she meets sexy Trauma Surgeon, Dr. Trent Hamilton, this promise is unbelievably hard to keep. This too-hot-for-Ellen’s-own-good man is undeniably sexy and down-right irresistible. He leaves her breathless, speechless, and irritatingly turned on. He makes her fantasize about him in all kinds of dirty, inappropriate ways.
With the help of her obnoxious, and often times hilarious best friend Amy, Ellen will find herself in several crazy, embarrassing situations.
This is a story of friendship, love and how one very sarcastic woman can find the strength to pick up the pieces after having her heart broken.
In her first novel, N.A. Alcorn provides interesting takes on the word vagina, while giving you a reason to re-think your next visit to the Emergency Room. This book is bound to make you laugh, smile, and provide you with enough sarcasm to choke your grandmother. No, N.A. doesn’t want anything bad to happen to your Grandma Ruth, but she does want you to strongly consider re-naming your vibrator after a guy who’s at the top of your spank bank rotation. Be prepared for dripping juice-boxes, awkward pelvic thrusting, and a little suspense to keep your snatch on edge.
Warning: This novel contains explicit sex, profanity and far too much vaginal humor. This novel is not meant for anti-fornicators, up-tight prudes, or virgins who refuse to go to Pound Town.
Review by Jennifer: This book made me laugh out loud in the breakroom at work and get odd looks from my coworkers! I loved every minute of it!
Ellen James has decided that she doesn’t need romance right now, especially from a doctor. Not after she found her boyfriend sleeping with her friend. Now she avoids him at the hospital that she works with at all costs. He still wants to get back with her, but she’s done with men.
That is until Trent Hamilton starts filling in for a doctor that will be on a leave of absence. He’s come from across the country to fill in for them.
Trent Hamilton had went to a conference where Ellen James had done a speech at. Needless to say her speech left him breathless and he’s decided taking the job across the country will be a good thing for him. Especially when Ellen will be working at the same hospital as him. He has to have her!
This book was hilarious and steamy all rolled into one. I’ve never heard so many terms for the vagina either. It had me literally laughing out loud. So it has a little bit of everything. Definitely a must read!